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DTW folk, reverse pimp me, please? I feel fairly confident that I can handle a third, but I'm seeking inspiration. I'd prefer a man, since I have two ladies already, but if you just can't resist pleading the case for a woman, do. I'm mulling over Patrick Dervish, Porter Warwick, Jonathan Bones, or some seriously random person with a really weird job, like tattoo artist or international spy or the male stripper who DIDN'T get hired for Moira's bachelor party.